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Ah Long kini menggunakan laman web sosial percuma yang popular iaitu facebook untuk mengugut dan memalukan peminjam yang gagal menjelas hutang.
Ketua Jabatan Aduan dan Khidmat Awam MCA Datuk Michael Chong berkata cara itu diguna bagi menakutkan mangsa dengan menyiarkan identiti mangsa seperti gambar, maklumat peribadi dan jumlah hutang yang tidak dijelaskan.
"Sebelum ini, mereka (Ah Long) menggunakan cat dan poster tetapi kini mereka meletakkan maklumat mengenai peminjam di dalam laman web sosial mereka sendiri," katanya kepada pemberita di ibu pejabatnya di Wisma MCA di Kuala Lumpur hari ini.
Dalam kes terbaru ini, seorang pekerja kedai aksesori kereta diugut supaya menjelaskan bayaran menerusi laman web berkenaan.
Beliau berkata Ah Long turut meletakkan gambar dan memberi amaran supaya menjelaskan bayaran.
Mangsa yang berumur 25 tahun dan berasal dari Batu 9, Cheras itu meminjam RM1,000 September lepas tetapi dipaksa menjelaskan bunga tambahan sebanyak RM80,000.
Bimbang akan ugutan yang semakin banyak diterima dan menjadi-jadi, satu laporan polis dibuat peminjam itu Jumaat lepas (13 Nov) di balai polis daerah Kajang. BERNAMA
Why the hell would you add a freaking AhLong in your friend list?! And the privacy feature is there for a reason, effing use it! Don't know how? Ask, bloody ASK!
No matter how hard your hearts can be, No matter how tough you think you are, No matter how long you think you can last, No matter how deep you can hold grudge deep in your heart,
There's one day, One moment when All those grudge becomes like the river, and flow away All those hate becomes like the wind, just a moment brushed on your cheek, and flew away
If ever you find that moment If It is today,
Please find the space in your heart, for you to forgive my sins Please say, that we'll still be friends, until the end.
Selamat Hari Raya Aidilfitri, Maaf Dzahir Batin, 1430Hijr
Long ago my city’s luminous heart, beat with the song of four thousand cats. Crooners who shone in the moonlight mimicry of the spotlight. Jazz singers. Hip cats that went ‘Scat!’ Buskers with open-mouthed hats hungry for a feed. Parlours paraded purring glamorous songstresses. Smoky hookahs and smoking hookers. Strays strummed string and sung a cocktail of cat’s tails. A decadent party of meowing sound. A bohemian behemoth, post-midnight soiree.
Amongst the chorale ‘o tuneful ones was one fair queen who drew me from o’er the way. Her fur, an amorous white and a voice that made all the angels of eternity sound tone deaf. Blind with love at first sight, touched by the taste of her sound, I longed to be the microphone she cradled near her breast.
‘Twas our Shang-ri-la of sound, A paradise found where nothin’ could stop us. Or so it seemed.
Singers began to vanish like sailors lost at sea. Snatched from stage alley way Shanghai’d from behind scarlet curtain. Into thin air they disappeared without a single cry. Police study the clues. Foot-prints from human shoes.
So you’ve heard of every instrument but? Torn from your history books is this pianola, This harpsichord of harm. The cruellest instrument to spawn from man’s grey cerebral soup. The Cat Piano.
Confined were the cats in a row of cages. With each note struck upon it’s ivory tusks, A sharpened nail would pierce each cat’s tail, Forcing a note from each pitch on the scale.
I ran my cursed writer’s run to tell her beware. She wasn’t there. My soul capsized. Like a fish, paralysed. On a chopping board, its spinal cord ripped forth from its body, Her vocals the last the thief had needed, A rare celestial pitch that would complete his collection.
The city in unrest. Fights broke out in its sleep. I couldn’t dream anymore. There was a hole in my heart and everything fell out of it. All music forbidden. Keep your lullabies hidden. And your A and E minors off the street after dark.
My town grew cold and bitter. In icy hibernation was the once thumping heart. Now seizing up. Freezing up.
Katzenklavier. The torturous worm of sound burrowed deep into my ears. Le Piano du chat I thought of Van Gogh. Neko Piano. I’d put an end to this incessant, inescapable drone. Mao Gang Qin
I enlisted an army of the brave and I their general declared war. Poised with tooth and fire in paw. We would finally settle this musical score. Eyes with fierce intent that glowed. Through tempestuous waters we rowed. Storming the shores, Swarming in scores, Scaling its walls with well-sharpened claws, We invaded the tower through all its doors.
Up the winding stairs, To meet him with blinding stares. There he sat. The organ grinder.
He turned, we pounced, we scratched and bit. He stumbled. Fell through the window. Screaming into the indigo waters below.
We freed the chain gang from their jail. Cremated the piano. And for home we set sail.
The city had reclaimed its vestal muse. It would live again. Beat again. Cats would sing in the street again. And I in anonymity as I had been long before this soliloquy, Could sit and listen from afar. The Cat Piano, now a healed over wound. And this ode its fading scar.